Main Aisa Kyun Hoon

40 days without a post have been really long. I want to write a reason here because I think I am getting the much needed job satisfaction by documenting somewhere that I have been busy with work . Ok Kidding, but this time work was really interesting and required undivided attention.

By the way , things have not been so smooth with my buy-a- house, buy-a- car experiments. Firstly , as strange as it sounds, I bought a used maruti zen to thoroughly convince the nano audiences of this blog that I am surely a confused personality with an exceptional ability to prove mental instability through a series of "car" posts. But I must say that it was a great experience driving my own car , besides the fact that my first car was hit by a scooter on the first day to office and guess in what situation? Imagine a happy "me" (**smiles**), dressed nicely for the first day to office, ready to ignite the new drops of gasoline in the not so new combustion chamber and . . . a teenage kid comes from "nowhere" and hits my parked vehicle. I cant write more of the "morning" nightmare.

And then I made a resolution that hereafter its my car's privilege to hit others and I must say I have been fairly successful in the past few weeks with a pedestrian , a two wheeler and an auto in my "already hit" checklist. No mentionable damage was caused to anybody except for a the exponentially increasing number of scratches on the car's body. I guess I will have a presentable mathematical expression for the same in near future. Should I think of selling in future, after all those future dents and bends that will fill every microscopic area on its body , I would have to search for a portal with a slogan like "find the best scrap metal dealer!! Online!!".

On the house side, painting and wood work have been going on in the past one month. In this process, I have thrown many I-want-this-color, I-want-that-color tantrums and I am sure that there is "hate mail" circulating in the carpentar and painter community already.

Right now I am on a week long leave for "shifting to the new residence". So , what does this leave really mean and how would I allocate my time ? Sleep, television, football matches , food . And yeah , no more than half a day for moving my clothes, computer and of course, my favourite jogger. On a commercial sidenote, my jogger is possibly the only jogger that exists on this earth to have been used for 10 times in 2 years.

And by the way, the title of this post is not justified. I have no questions about myself!!